But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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