Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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