he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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