Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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