Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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