Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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