I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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