We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
