I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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