Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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