glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We need to get me chipped asap
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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