Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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