last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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