bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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