The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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