I wish i was in the wii world.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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