Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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