So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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