I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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