We named our party play list daddy issues
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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