I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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