I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
