Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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