I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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