just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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