just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
