Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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