Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
40s are totally the cure
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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