Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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