let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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