so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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