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(804): View more from Virginia

I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.

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(720): View more from Colorado

You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information

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walking out with herpes. that would be worse

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(513): View more from Ohio

Lets just say I chased with a burrito.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?

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(210): View more from Texas

It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here

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(503): View more from Oregon

Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?

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(785): View more from Kansas

I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls

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