Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm getting married
To pizza
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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