Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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