Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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