ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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