school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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