I need help removing her.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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