I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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