we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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