If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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