living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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