Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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