Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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