How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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