Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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