just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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