It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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