hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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