That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This house was built for laser tag.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
