So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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