sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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