is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
God, I missed his penis.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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