is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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