I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
