theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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